RAISE, CALL, FOLD—The T.O. Edition
RAISE, CALL, FOLD—The T.O. Edition
Rumors in and out of the NFL offices are a perpetual game of partial information. There is usually some truth, some falsehoods, and some bluffs being run through the press. It’s a lot like Texas Hold’em poker, in that GMs, agents and front offices have to make player acquisition decisions based on some information but not all of the information at hand. This monthly segment will rate some of the rumors going around the league as either Raise (strong likelihood this is true… bet on it), Call (probably true… but don’t go to the ATM ), and Fold (false).
Most of the rumors right now are swirling around Terrell Owens.
Terrell Owens has been blackballed by the NFL. FOLD.
Terrell’s problems are self-evident. He’s slightly in decline and has been a wrecker of locker-rooms at almost every stop in his NFL career. There is no backroom conspiracy to keep T.O. out of the league there is simply open and honest discussion that most GMs are afraid of him for every controversy he’s publically been a part of and his reduced upside.
Terrell Owens will play in the NFL next year. RAISE.
Just as T.O. has not been blackballed, his career is not over. No matter how much you may wish the T.O. era to end it simply won’t this summer. Despite how terrible his VH1 show is and the fact the NFL should punish him for putting such dreck on TV he will be back. The flirtations with the Rams, Bengals and Jets are proof that a sucker is born every day and there is interest in T.O. At the very least even if he isn’t signed by training camp (which would probably make him happy) some team will find a spot for him during the season when beset by injuries or suspensions at the W.R. slot.
Terrell Owens will be a Jet, Ram or Bengal next year. CALL.
Okay, maybe this should be a fold based on the numbers. There are 32 teams in the NFL. Philadelphia, Dallas, San Francisco, and Buffalo aren’t signing T.O. We could probably eliminate a lot more teams if we wanted but to, but let’s say conservatively there are 10 more teams that simply don’t have room or interest in the receiver. That brings down the number of T.O. eligible teams to 18.
Three of eighteen, is a one in six shot, which is bad odds for a draw in poker, so it’s more likely that Owens will be on somebody else’s roster than the Jets, Rams or Bengals. However, those three teams have shown the most interest. The Rams have removed themselves for the moment but things can change early in a training camp and even with Sam Bradford as QB the Rams may be one injury away from dealing with Drew Rosenhaus.
The Bengals and Jets are well aware of T.O.’s problems and despite having difficulties entrenched in their organizations that might make them bad fits for T.O.—the Jets being in New York and the Bengals recent history of locker-room and legal bad guys—they were still interested. This makes them more likely to sign T.O. either now or later.
Terrell’s TV Series Will Be Canceled. RAISE.
The only surprise is that it made it to a second year. With Chad OchoCinco’s terrible dating show being a bad lead in for the T.O. Show (perhaps a sign for Bengals management not to repeat VH1’s mistake and pair these two on the field) both shows are dragging in the ratings game. T.O. is about to burn away another short stop on in his career.
Terrell Will Go Into the Hall of Fame As An Eagle. FOLD.
One will T.O. make it the Hall of Fame? He’s unlikable but likely one of the all time greats even as hard as it is to admit. So, probably yes. Two, after this year he’ll play for five teams in his career with possibly more to come. The zenith of his career was the Superbowl with the Eagles but T.O. was only there a short, short time. Besides probably not wanting to be paired with Donovan McNabb for eternity, T.O. will probably look most favorably on his time in San Francisco where he got his start, rather than Philly, or for that matter Dallas, Buffalo, or teams to be determined.
